Do not drink and walk!

By Latwell Nyangu

There are so many reasons why people are sinking their teeth into the world of drinking beer uncontrollably and this question comes to the fore, now in the wake of drunkards lying idol in the streets of the sunshine cities and pavements of shopping malls.

The question that always follows a maverick scenario is, ‘Do drunkards mind when they are drunk? If they do why then do they sleep along the pavements in town everywhere?

Having written many articles on different topics I begin to wonder what happened exactly when a man is drunk I thought I knew but the more I pondered the more confused I become.

There are two forces in the world the sword and the spirit. In the long run the sword will always be conquered by the spirit likewise when men begin to drink, both amateurs and ‘Germany Tankers’ will always be conquered by the beer.

‘Do not drink and drive’ is a statement which every driver knows and this counsel should be better placed for them to avoid unnecessary accidents but the counsel now fits for the pedestrians who drink and walk and end up lying idol in the avenues of the sunshine cities ‘Do not drink and walk?’

It’s not so long the police a wedged a war with public drinkers of whom they would catch anyone seen drinking everywhere in a bid to reduce cases of littering the cities.

To tell them its like trying t convince them that humans mutated from chickens since they continue to sleeps along many pavements when they are drunk.

It’s not surprising to see drunkards lying idol down due to drunkenness. This comes to a fore once again as the common hymns that do not drink and drive continue to hammer positive influence on driving safely yet it should be a point to take note of before drunkards have been succumbed to effects of sleeping in the pavements of the streets.

While you don’t need a special occasion to tell someone that you love them, it never hurts to make sure they know when something fantastic happens so goes with drunkards who when drunk fall asleep everywhere of which it has proven a failed food to them.
Ask a drinker to say no to beer and you continue talking to each other, what they only tell you is ,’Do not eat sadza’ what else can you say?

Behold! If people drink and sleep in the streets then, ‘Do not drink and drive’

If you still drink and find yourself lying in the street, then say goodbye to beer before you are knocked down.